I've never been on a date, never got a guy's phone number, or have been kissed. But god, I really want to.
I want to fall in love with a guy that doesn't care that I'm socially awkward. Someone who doesn't like small talk and doesn't mind sitting in comfortable silence. Who doesn't care if we don't go to parties or go out every weekend.
I need to poop but my parents have guests over.. 💩
Dear Straight people making fun of lgbt people still 'hiding in their closet", if it weren't for you we wouldn't have a fucking closet.
I love my body. We know that's a lie. Because I can't wear leggings, they show my big thighs. I don't conform to society's rules! But it sure would be nice to look thin by the pool.. "I'm tubby and proud" I say out loud but staring at my fat is not allowed. I'll pull up my tights and wear baggy tops And Google how many calories are in lollipops. They say be healthy, be happy and I am neither. But I don't want to munch salad either. My stomach is screaming for more than just leaves Stuff me with chocolate, and chips, and cheese! The three dreaded C's where the calories are in the double digits... And satisfaction of scoffing is just so short Even while you're munching, there are those thoughts That dread of looking down and seeing a dome of my own skin. I'll eat broccoli tomorrow, by next week I'll be thin! And I know that everyone is beautiful A bit of tub doesn't matter at all! When I look at people I see their hope Their happiness, their smiles, how well they cope. With loss and stress and illness and death Why do we stress about being Skinny? Arms and legs that you could snap A slender neck, a stomach that's flat Give me a jaw bone, make me feather-light Slice off some thickness and melt my cellulite. Oh make me a princess, a size 0 fairy! But that just can't happen, unless I give up dairy. Nothing tastes better than skinny feels Tell that to my mouth as I greenify my meals. Maybe I'll go for a run today Or maybe I'll eat ice cream until I feel okay... -DoddleOddle
This blurr kid is ( and I never offend people without any reason ) dumb. And with dumb I mean that she can't argue, discuss or analyse. And most importend give real advices. I say this now for people who really get easily sad and have real problems. Don't pull yourself down by her/his comments. Here are also other intellectual people who give you advices and comfort. Stay strong confessters.
One time when I was a Freshman, I decided to get some revenge on this guy I disliked in my Science class. This guy(Anonymous) always asked for answers from me to tests and stuff so I thought of a plan. When we were taking a test, I'd look at the questions and determine the right answers in my head and write the wrong ones down so he copied the wrong ones. As I gave him each wrong answer, I'd change the answers so he thought the answers I gave him was on my paper. He literally looked at my paper at times to see if I gave him my answers. After changing all of my answers, I turned it in after him and waited maybe for a while week. When the results came back, he failed horribly and I passed
One day my sister was sleeping so I farted on her head... She still doesn't know about it
A couple years ago, I was alone in my room. At like, 12 in the morning, two guys broke into the house through the kitchen window. I was wearing black, and it was dark in the house, so I disguised myself as a pile of laundry. They NEVER figured it out and they STILL got caught. Savage.
I wish I could just automatically be in a relationship, no small talk or my social insecurities. And we could just have sex and live life. Is that weird?