I still miss my ex friends but they were very arrogant and mean to me. I'm no peach either but they all dispise me now mainly because I have difficulty in getting a job or doing all the things that a responsible adult does. You see, my mother has sheltered me too much from the problems life brings and now I am a disfuncional adult that's still a child mentally.
I like GoT's last season.
Sometimes when my boyfriend is eating out my ass, I lowkey want to fart..
Confession #1 I want to eat my boyfriend's ass out but he hates it when I touch his butt..
Confession #6 I love watching Rick and Morty naked.
Being around gay men makes me uneasy, even if it's just one.
Confession #16 This one is kinda a dumb confession, but anyways, I live with my boyfriend and his family with our kid, sounds kinda "trashy" ik, but its because I have alot of problems with my family because they only adopted me to get more money, so they treated me like shit and I finally got the courage to leave when I met my boyfriend, so yeah 17 years, almost. So I'm extremely nervous that my nieces are coming over tomorrow to spend the night. My family is really vindictive and evil, so I've been so worried that they sent my nieces to like do something bad. Plus I'm curious why they are spending there first day of summer with their aunt and nephew.
I'm 27 years old. One of my favorite things to do during the summer is roll down all the windows in my GTO, blare The Beach Boys, and watch people, (especially older people), just for a split second, question what year it is.
My family is extremely conservative, especially anything that involves sex and relationships... And I was somehow masturbating in secret and I often put condoms in my dildos ( I don't trust the chemical components in it). One night I decided to masturbate in the bathroom and somehow I forgot to throw the condom wrapper properly in the trash. My brother saw it. He asked me if I ever did another crazy science experiments at home (I'm known for that in my family).... I was able to lie and say yes... Now I explained to him these various bullshit microbiology and able to persuade him. I told him to wash his hands because there's e.coli that I synthesized three weeks ago in the basement that will make him sick ( I didn't but I did engineered an e.coli in an actual lab that I work into- not at home... ). It's just cuz the wrapper has the condom in it and has my cum in it. And I'm not shaming him but he's still a virgin because of religious culture we have. He has no idea about condoms and even in high school, we aren't taught these things. I learned sex ed in college. I was the only one who don't practice our religion fully so (I break some laws in secret)....
I wish the news in my country just shut up about Brexit.