Last week me and my child went to disneyland, i was so stoned that i took the wrong child with me to my home. When i realized i called the cops.
No greater motivation than when someone is better than me at something.
I was listed as missing 24 years ago, i am still alive and doing allright. I'm never going back.
i deleted my girlfriend instagram account and told her she is not allowed to make one again. she says im overreacting but the truth is, shes an attention whore and i will not accept her posting (almost) nudes on her instagram. i feel im completely right for doing this
I offered my seat to a pregnant lady in the train....she wasn't pregnant.
I'm a Malaysian government official. And we've known where the plane was for a week.
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I've got cancer, and i know i'm going to die. Slowly i'm quitting school and social networks with all kind of excuses, but really i don't want anyone to know that my life is almost over... i look happy and tell everybody that my hair is falling out because of a genetic disorder, but this is the last chemo i'll get.
I'm gay but I hate hanging around gay people. Their voices annoy me, they constantly reference mean girls and walk around like they're magical unicorns.
If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.