I love the smell of gasoline.
I just wanna pack my bags, leave and never come back again.
Everyone is so proud of getting drunk on a regular basis, I think it is sad and boring.
A gay guy admitted he had a crush on me.. I played him like a fool, starting from dirty talk until I convince him to jerk off on cam and took pictures of his dick.. I then took those things and sent them to all his friends..
I'm a man and i really love to cook
Once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write supergirl on her arm since I was the only one there who could write. I wrote shit and hid under the tabble for 30 minutes. The teacher found me and yelled at me, when my dad found out he laughed so hard he cried.
I used to work at a grocery story and this kid who was like 7 was screaming in line. I told him I would give him a sticker if he stopped screaming and so he stopped...til I gave him a sticker. Then he looked me in the face opened his mouth and stared screaming. So I tore the sticker back out of his hands.
I don't know why, but I think guys can't fall in love.
I love confesster because I don't need to sign up to post or like/judge any confession.
The only reason I started working out is so my ex will regret dumping me.