People say I don't talk much. Actually, every single second I'm not talking to people. I'm speaking to myself about everything.
I hate shopping. I'm a girl.
My sister told me that when she was little and saw white people in make up commercials and never black people, she thought it was just because white people were ugly and black people were beautiful and didn’t need make up
Once, I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and laid on the floor for the whole day thinking my cat was a dragon.
I want to go home.
I actually make up false confessions just for the lulz
Want to leave everything behind and go travelling.
Sometimes I imagine myself as a professional killer.
Me and my GF were at a Baseball Game when a plane with a Banner That Said "Marry Me Katherine!" Flew by. Also my gfs Name... Panicked and tried to distract her... Didnt work. Married for 6 Months now and happy als can be
My boyfriend looked down on me while I was giving him my first bj and said "That'll do pig, that'll do". I got turned on and oinked.