Sometimes I imagine myself as a professional killer.
Me and my GF were at a Baseball Game when a plane with a Banner That Said "Marry Me Katherine!" Flew by. Also my gfs Name... Panicked and tried to distract her... Didnt work. Married for 6 Months now and happy als can be
My boyfriend looked down on me while I was giving him my first bj and said "That'll do pig, that'll do". I got turned on and oinked.
i'm a 22yo man in northern sweden, with my own house, 3 cars, girlfriend and a full time job. BUT BOY DO I LOVE CARTOONS
I was having sex with a girl on the beach and then she saw her dad and got scared because she thought he saw us and then she started screaming rape rape.. I've been in prison ever since i never denied it because i know if her dad knew he would kill her..
I think it's wrong that being pro-gay is becoming like a politically correct opinion. People who disagree with homosexuality should have their opinions respected; that's what freedom of speech is all about, and many "homophobes" don't discriminate against or hate on gay people at all, they just don't feel comfortable about the idea of homosexuality, and we should respect their discomfort.
I still like lego, i'm 30.
Maybe this will sound stupid or too much girly, but no one had ever gave me flowers...
I once wanted to skip school so much, i faked stomach pain for a week, took it so far i got my appendicitis removed..
I saved a boy from a burning building, and no one knows that it was me