I hate Facebook, I think it has ruined the current generations,and I wish people would stop using it!
When I'm alone I talk to myself in English even though it's not my native language.
I was once so high that I started cutting pineapples and screamed: "Spongebob, I know you're in there!!"
I am a 102 year old guy who knows how to use the internet.
I once logged in an random guys Facebook and broke up with his GF.
Im 100% sure i could kill a human being without ever regretting it. But i could never hurt an animal.
Im the only one who thinks im popular :(
I am a chemistry teacher. I just found out that I have lung cancer. I haven't told anyone about it. I'm planning to cook crystal meth with the former student of mine. Also, my sister-in-law's husband is a DEA agent.
I hate it when people give me thumbs up. I like thumbs down better.
Everytime my neighbour has a party till 4 am on a weekday I ring this bell when I leave for work just to wake him up