Whenever I mention that I have trouble breathing, my grandma always says "It's because you don't go outside enough. Go outside, enjoy the sun and get some fresh air!". Well, thanks for the advice, grandma. The fresh air is the precise reason I have trouble breathing and I'm allergic to sunlight. It's spring. I'm allergic to EVERYTHING. So I'm going to stay inside, where the air is filtered and the only contamination is through open windows and doors, and stay out of the sun as much as possible so I don't break out in painful hives. Just let me be an asthmatic vampire, grandma.