"You'd look better if you smiled." -"Well, you'd look better if I ripped your eyes out, cut your testicles out of your ballsack and put them in the sockets, if I did that, maybe I'd actually have a reason to fucking smile!!" -Me, to a random stranger that I probably traumatised, after the worst week of my life and being catcalled all day. Sorry, dude. But wrong time.