I get really jealous of all the people on Confesster that have boyfriends and girlfriends. Because I don't have shit. And the problem is I'm a really nice person who's easy to get along with and I'm attractive. It might sound vain, and I guess I am little vain, but it's the truth. I real, really, really want a girlfriend, someone really chill. I want what Miguel sings about in 'Simplethings' - "I don't want a model, I don't want a movie star, you don't have to win the lotto, you just have to win my heart. I just want someone true - someone to smoke with me babe, and laugh with me babe, and lay with me babe, I just want the simple things." F*ck. I need someone. Now.