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My dad walks barefoot a lot (in the garden) and has really hard horny skin on his feet that's really scratchy. When moving around in his sleep, he scratches on the bed sheets, which leaves a lot of small holes on his side of the bed sheet. When I was a child, I didn't make the connection and asked my mom about it; she told me as a joke that the holes are there because my dad farts too much. Since then I always was afraid to fart when I had clothes on because I feared getting holes in them, and whenever someone else has holes in their bed sheets or pants, my first thought is still "they farted too heavily"

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  • Omg that's so funny! My mom does the same to her sheets, but her feet aren't rough and callused, she just rubs the sheets that much LOL

  • Your mom sounds like Calvin's dad from Calvin and Hobbes.

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