I'm in a shitty mood so here's a list of everything that annoys me: The constant itch on my ears today. My headphones disconnecting from and reconnecting to my phone constantly for no reason. Rain going straight into my eyes. Wind blowing my hair on my face. People walking or cycling slowly in the middle of the sidewalk so I can't go past them with my bicycle. Wearing thick clothes. The sound people clicking their tongues. When anyone pats my back when they hug me. Back pats in general. People tapping my shoulder to get my attention or for any reason at all. That one rude-ass busdriver. The sound of my keys. The smell of smoke. Sunny days. Bright lights. People talking in class. Linguistic purists. Dust and stray hairs. My grandfather.