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I'm 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I tell my boss, he would probably cut my already shit pay because he's a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally retarded and all we ever do together is stupid sh*t. I can't leave my hometown because I never learnt how to drive. Plus, every time I try, I fail my drivers test. And you know what the worst part is? I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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