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I said I was on the Malaysian plane, but am now stuck in my girlfriends apartment rolling in sex because my wife thinks I'm missing on the plane.

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  • bullshit. people died on this plane, you re all ok, and not funny at all

  • You're a dumbass. The flight manifest was publicly released. Your hypothetical wife would of checked and seen you were not on it. Get some logic douche. Hundreds died on that plane, not really a joke.

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