My first teen crush was a squirrel. A fictional cartoon squirrel named Conker. Twenty years ago, "Conker's Bad Fur Day" came out for the Nintendo 64 and eight months later, I saw it in action and I fell in love with the titular character of Conker. What was it that made him steal my heart? His grin...😂 Some of us are crazy but we can sometimes be way too eccentric, while most teens were chasing guys and girls and exchanging numbers, I was fawning over a red alcoholic squirrel with a perfect grin that melted my heart Haha.