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After having sex with my girlfriend at the time, i heard she was breathing heavily, so while she was lying in bed i got on top of her with a serious face, look her eyes and told her : ****** i am your father. (Star Wars refence for those who dont get it) She wouldnt have sex with me for 2 days.... totally woth it.

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  • That is the most romantic thing I've ever heard

  • Why? How old are you and your girlfriend?

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