I like being single because i can do whatever i want, like farting, picking my nose, staying for 2hours in the toilet with my computer on the knees, pooping with door open... But ladies aren't supposed to do that, right ?
u can do that when u are married too
My wife never shuts the door either, she's claustrophobic. But two hours on the crapper?!? Eat a damned salad before you die!
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