I'm a 33 year old unemployed virgin living in my parents' basement. Despite a bachelor's degree, I can't even get a job washing dishes or unloading trucks, and I've been looking for months. My various mental health issues make me miserable and unable to support myself at all. I almost never leave the house, and I have very few friends, none of which are datable. I can't afford to go to bars. Online dating is a wash, because I'm so shy I can barely say hi to anyone, and I can't write a good profile because I can't think of anything good to say about myself. All I want is a job I can sustain myself on that doesn't make me have a panic attack and a girlfriend, but apparently that's out of my reach.