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I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment.

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  • I'm sorry but this made me literally laugh out loud. Your neighbor sounds like a serious douchebag

  • It depends if your microwave meal was a human being, then his accusation could ring true.

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