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I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest.

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  • My sister-in-law screwed the UPS guy and gave him herpes. He sued her in court (!) but the judge dismissed it saying "you're both married adults start acting like it". Ha ha. We still make fun of her 15 years later

  • What can Brown do for you?

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