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When i was around 7 years old, I had stayed out after the streetlights came on and my older sister, 24 at the time, began to tell me off. I screamed at her that she couldn't tell me what to do because she wasn't my mother. She then proceeded to yell "Actually, I am your mother! I was only 16 at the time, so mum decided to pretend that she was pregnant and claim you as her own! Do you really think she would've had a child 11 years after the last one!?" It made sense to me, she used to take me places nearly every weekend, people would comment when i was out with my "mother" that i looked like her grandchild! I was totally dumbstruck by this revelation. Turns out she was just fucking with me to get me to shut up. Its still her favorite story to tell....

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