I used to like sticking my penis into my hot female coworker's drinks, then watching them drink it. It was like having them blow me.
I leave Post-It notes on RedBox screens that read 'I rubbed my penis on the screen :)'
It's not like having them blow you. It's like you're a sick freak.
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