Couples are so god damn annoying. Sometimes they ask you to hang out with them both and either they're judgmental assholes, or they get in a fight and you have to pick a side. Or the worst they sorta ditch you while they were hanging out with you to go have sex in they're car. I'm not talking about every couple just one specific annoying couple I know. As cartman would say- screw you guys, ima going home.