So this old German neighbor of mine's third marriage just fell apart. I have the grotesques sense of Schadenfreude over it. She was never mean to me. Just once she told me my long distance engagement would not work because we had not experimented sexually to see if we fit each others taste. Of course I've been married 6 years now. I want her to be happy, but inside I got this evil smirk that my way worked and hers did not.