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One year when I was about 4 I sat on santas lap and farted, honestly? I don't know how he didn't noticed... until the next kid sat on his lap... and santa said "Ugh! You smell like shit kid!" And the kids father got really angry and punched poor old santa, best thing is that no one knew it was me, and of course I felt bad, but it was also funny as hell. :)

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  • At least he didn't have a boner

  • Lol but who says "you smell like shit" to a kid? xD

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