I was hanging out with my friends and this one arrogant person who always complements himself. We were humoring him by listening to him for some reason that I do not remember. After ten minutes or so of him complimenting himself, I hatched a plan and sent a text to the others there not to act surprised. Next, I unzipped my pants and started to perform oral sex on myself. The arrogant dude had a look of shock on his face and asked, "What are you doing!?" I stopped to say, "Same thing as you, fellating myself."