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My mom has always been so organized, I was in my mom and dad's room and I know my dad stashes candy bars around the room so I looked in his dresser, all I found was proof that my mom does laundry because of his color coded sock drawer. I then looked in his night stand, again proof my mom had been there. Even his candy bars were organized. Highly amused I thought "Well if this is what dad's side looks like then what does mom's look like?" Looked in her nightstand to see that she organizes her Dilldo's from color to size. FML. I just laid on the bed until my parents got home. When my dad walked in he just laughed and said "did you eat my candy bar?" I couldn't say anything he then said "Did you look in your mother's night stand?" Right as my mom walked in I cringed. Dad started laughing followed by mom saying "Oh no Davie, you didn't did you?" I'll never live it down.

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