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When I was a kid, my friends and I used to play around residential construction sites. One time while we were having a dirt clod war, I decided that I needed to take a piss. I hiked up the dirt mound so that I could piss in private. My friends heavily insisted that I not do that, but I was confident that they were full of shit. I planted my feet firmly into the side of the dort mound, pulled out my little willy, and spelled my name into the dirt with my urine. Savoring the moment, I looked up, and found that I was in full view of a family having dinner together. The mound was right behind their house.

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