I've fallen for a guy at work. I love my partner, but I feel like we've lost something, but my colleague makes my heart skip a beat. Trying to resist him is like walking up an escalator...
Trying to resist him is like walking up an escalator...
People walk up escalators all the time, even really fat people, so I don't get your reference. Even if you meant 'walking up a descending escalator,' that's still indicative of an easily conquered challenge. Little kids do that shit all the time. You might want to tell people that resisting your new heart throb is more like trying to keep your face from duck-derping while taking a selfie. The struggle is real.
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