I hate the chessy love fb statuses. I remember a couple in particular. I knew them becoz they were former classmates of my bf (now ex-boyfriend) Their biographies were full of hearts and kisses and "I love you so much", "I cant live without you", "I'll love you forever". On Valentine's day they posted a picture of two ugly teddy bears that said"Their names are lilly and tommy (I don't remember the actual names), the names of the two children we'll have some day." One month later they broke up, I laugh my ass out when my bf told me that. I know, I am a horrible person. But c'mon! isn't it extremely stupid to let all your fb contacts know about your relationship and sticky disgusting cheesiness. I was in a serious relationship as well but we barely let our contacts knew how much we loved each other. Likewise, none of my fb contacts noticed when we broke up. Ironically, my exboyfriend and I were together for 3 years and 9 months. The cheesy couple lasted less than a year.