I have a hell of a lot of weird fetishes. But no one knows this. My friends know I'm crazy and pretty open about my sexuality. But I guess that's not true, since none of them know what I'm actually into. I wonder what it would be like if I actually fell in love and had a relationship - would I ever actually tell my partner? They'd probably be so weirded out that they'd run away screaming. Oh, and by the way, I'm a girl - which I don't think is important to this confession, but I found out that people around me kind of think only guys have fetishes, so I didn't want anyone to get the wrong image.