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So my husband drives with the sunroof open and out of the blue one day he texts me. "Omfg, this huge bird just flew into my car, I almost had a heart attack." I start laughing and text him back asking him if he's alright. He says "I don't know man I swear it looked like a fucking hawk, it flew inside then back out and left shit all over my window." I just start laughing and laughing. I mean what are the chances of that happening? LOL

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  • Not as big as the chances of him crashing and dying because he's texting while driving 😑

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