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I was elected as the CEO for my company just a few hours ago. In a week I will be sitting on the CEO's seat and earning 6 fucking figures! To be approximate $540,000. OMFG I am so excited. Now I have to keep aside the child inside me and become a very responsible man. My wife and my princess doesn't even know about this and I am keeping this as a surprise for them. It will also be a good slapoff to my farmer professioned parents who always called me useless and physically abused me way too much. From a site engineer to a CEO. Seems badass though.

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  • Thanks to all who wished me good luck. And to the ones who said its fake. Prove it man.

  • I thought I was the only one who had to lock away their innner child and I am only a health and safety officer

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