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You know how everyone has that high school crush they couldn't get over for years? The unattainable girl? The one who shot you down? My wife tracked down mine a while back on facebook. She looks TWICE her age, she's unemployed, and every other post is anti-vaccination, anti-GMO bull crap. I dodged a bullet. Best of all? My wife is smarter, prettier, and less... how shall I put it.... less used. ;) Don't be so wrapped up in the one that got away. She may not have got away, you may have escaped. Also my kids are better looking then hers.

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