i fear when i crouch i will fart, never happened to me before but i fear it every time.
it happened to me once! lol and I just immediately covered it up by rubbing my shoes against the floor or something, pretending I'm cleaning them or tying shoelaces. fucking embarrassing, but luckily that small trick worked.
just crouch a lot when you're alone so you get used to it
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