I sometimes wish a zombie apocalypse would actually happen. I am tired of getting caught up in this wretched rat race of a life!! :( It'd be so badass just pickin up a shotgun and blowing zombies away!!
Why couldn't it be something less..disgusting?
Oh God the smell alone. It'd be like waking up every day in the dumpster behind Auschwitz. If you've ever worked with an emergency crew on a body retrieval for somebody who's been dead a week you know the smell. Multiply that by six billion people. Egads!
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