My crush didnt text me back so i jumped out my window onto a cactus and a porcupine and he texted me back but i couldnt see it because i had a spike in my eye and a cactus in my belleybutton. He dumped me in the hospital.
If he's a crush he can't dump you. It was dumb to jump out a window just because some guy didn't text you back. If I jumped out a window every time I was disappointed I'd be dead.
🍕🍕🍕🍕 Have some pizza but is not for you, hand it to the poor porcupine please
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