Back when I was a grade schooler, I got no motivation to go to school so I was almost always late. One morning, I hurried down the stairs and put on my black leather shoes but one of them didn't fit. It felt too small even though the other one fitted okay as usual. I tried a few times and I was puzzled. Then, I, feeling irritated, threw the shoe on to the floor and something fell out. A FUCKING COCKROACH fell out. I nearly cried.