It's incredibly mean, but I'm horribly glad and satisfied about the fact that my roommates breasts are so saggy they cover her navel. We don't know each other well and are only rooming for a trip, but one of the first things she did when we got to know each other was to make fun of my "small" boobs. They're not even small. And they look awesome. Especially in comparison to hers. Thank you, gravity. Thank you.