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(WARNING: ALOT OF READING SORRY) Ok so a few years ago I went to the park with my two little cousins that were 2 and 3. We were playing in the sand box and I saw that then two were trying to dig I hole so I got up and fucking started dIGGING A HOLE LIKE A DOG and the sand that I was digging up fkew on this random lady and I didn't know so she was sitting there getting like pounds of sand dumped on her, my baby cousins were dying laughing, my parents and aunt didn't know whether to laugh or stop me so they just stared, and I had like noooo idea what I was doing then she finally said "STOP STOP!! OH MY GOODNESS STOP!" Then my face turned so pail and I looked behind my that poor lady looked like sand man. She had to seriously open her phone to get the sand out and it was all down her shirt and all in her purse. Then I went to say sorry but then she looked up at me and she was like 25 with wrinkles so I laughed and accidentally spit on her face and I felt sooo bad but I couldn't stop laughing. She just got up, looked at me, my baby cousins, my parents, and my aunt in disgust, grunted, then speed walked away. My aunt grabbed my arm and dragged me to the car and everyone followed and I thought she was going to beat the hell out of me but when we got everyone in the car, my parents and my aunt all died laughing and I followed along with my cousins and now they call me the digger dog. Omg I'm seriously never going to forget that day.

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