I was at Walmart with my girlfriend (lesbian), and she saw her aunt that she hasn't seen in a decade. So we went over to her, and started talking. Her aunt suddenly says "Well if you ever get without a girlfriend, let me know, I've been trying to get in your pants for 5 years." I heard this, whipped around and punched her right in the face. The rest of the day, my gf was upset because she missed her aunt dearly and for her to say that to her, really fucked her up.