When I was in high school I was kissing with my girlfriend in the mens wc because in Turkey you arent even allowed to hold hands in school. Anyway we got into a toilet booth and were munching on each others lips and I heard a ring. Apparently the fucking principals assistant was takin a shit right next to us. He didnt hear us ofc but it was really awkward. We had to cut it until he left. After breaking up with that girl I found another lady that I was interested in. After sometime she finally agreed to bone so again in the same toilet (but in a different booth this time) we took the things a bit further and started doing it. Since I was experienced from last time I waited for after school that time. As we were going at it as quietly as we could (you can never be too careful) the fucking cleaning lady comes in and casually starts cleaning. So obviously we had to stop because the sound would probably set her off and realize whats going on. I sat there with the girl on my lap for 20 minutes without moving a muscle. It was an enlightening experience for me.