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Reasons why I would have stayed in the Matrix: Morpheus: "You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." Me: *attempts to swallow the red pill, coughing it up, teary eyed and nearly vomiting* "So ... could I get a glass of water with this?" (The crew just silently stares at me.) Me: "Uhm ... never mind." *leaves*

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  • you sound like my husband Luis lol

  • Morpheus: ...and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Me: Bill Cosby is that you?

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