When your dad isn't a Harry Potter fan... Dad: Who is that? Me: That's Dumbledore, dad Dad: How does he get to that school? Me: The Hogwarts Express, dad Dad: Now who's that asshole with with the slicked back hair? Me: That's Draco Malfoy, dad. Dad: If this Hermione chick knows everything, then why is she there? Me: Oh jesus Christ.