Okay so after almost ten years of marriage my wife has an annoying new quirk. When a white person pisses her off she accuses them of being racist. We used to make fun of people who played the race card on everything, but it works. It REALLY bothers me though cause I'm White. Calling someone racist these days is like calling them a witch. This is NOT cool. I told her, but she just gets pissed I'm not siding with her.