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I was sick for a while and the fever (plus the meds) took away my sex drive completely. Now, after nearly a month of not getting any, I finally felt healthy enough to at least try to masturbate, and I was just on the brink of an incredible orgasm - when my puppy decided that I was breathing weirdly and she should probably lick my face to check on me. Thanks, Coffee. Who needs orgasms when they can have dog saliva in their face.

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  • efukt has a compilation video of pets ruining their owners sex tapes, is quite funny

  • Put peanut butter on your dick next time!

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