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Officer: excuse me ma'am. Are you affair that you were driving down the middle of the road? Me: yes sir Officer: are you under the influence of any drugs or alcohol? Me: no sir Officer: you are affair that when you weren't down the center of the road you were swerving all over? Me:yes sir. I can explain. Officer: please do. Me: it's the only way to avoid the potholes on this road.

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  • Ugh potholes, that's the bitch about winter.

  • Oh my fucking god do you even know what 'affair' means? It's 'aware'! Are you AWARE. Not affair! That doesn't even make sense

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