The other night I farted in my sleep so much, my boyfriend kept count. I farted 7 times in my sleep. I tried warning him I'm a gassy woman.
I have a theory. Chubby and fat women fart more because their gastro-intestinal tract is always working without rest because of all the food and junk they eat.
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