Once I was masterbating imagining someone was eating my out. this is when my dog walks in my room. he always likes to smell people by the croch when he meets them, and I just thought, i smell kind of funny right now and am all juicy, maybe he'll want a taste. So I shift around on the bed so my legs are hanging off and we just stare at each other and then he crawls under my bed to sleep. Such a disappointment- but then when I finished myself up and was thinking with my brain and not my vagina, I had to stop and reevaluate my whole life. what did I just try to do? I probably would've gotten an infection. I need to be stopped.