I suck at sports, firstly because I am horribly unfit, and secondly because I have the motor skills of a toddler. My friends often go bowling or play tennis and so on, and I am rapidly running out of excuses why I can't go with them. I know what you'll say - it's the same shit they say when I tell them that I'm just too bad at it. "Just go and have fun, it's not about winning, you'll never get better if you don't do it". It's no fun for me. I've been reduculed every single time I tried so far, laughed at, I even get nightmares about P.E. lessons sometimes. I tried getting better for years and didn't. I will always be the one who wasn't present last weekend when the others were having the time of their lives, just because I can't lift a bowling ball and couldn't hit the dart board if my life depended on it.